manager: be on time
me: i'll try my best
manager: no, you'll be on time, won't you?
me: look, i don't believe in that, i'll try my best, man, chill.
manager: well if you're not on time tomorrow, then you won't have a job.
me: well, what if i die and i just told you i WILL be on time, then what?
manager: ...
me: the word 'will' is like a promise. and i don't like to say shit that i'm not so sure of.
manager: ... see you tomorrow
me: ... hopefully.
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